15.11.11

SEXY STAR SIGNS

stars signs can be so flaccid (the fact that flaccid needs two "c's" to spell is quite telling) so buy research alone! i present a taster for my new book SEXY STARS

Libra: I know we can all agree that the feeling is mutual, that reach around was greatly appreciated, so were the petals on silk sheets,the incense and those candles of multiple mutable uses, god you look sexy making my bed in the morning.

Scoripo: YOU command that others must be devoured in your incomparable eminent sexual vigour, COMPEL THEM, make them chase you, opportunities like yourselfs are like a bulging blood moon, bold and beautiful to behold birthed by smouldering burnings.

Sagittarius: Hey you taste of spicy vinaigrette, lets break into the pools and swim in our silky whites cos your Negligee is definitely in need of a wash, ironic for how dirty you will feel after

Gemini: Wow wow wow this is fantastic it is totally like if you were a library id be referencing your section, it’s the drooly decimal system, inter-texual baby behold this intersexual, rub my Kirk until you Dr Spock.

Leo: Another fantastic job, you will agree when you told them how immensely fabulous you are, how the wind catches you hair, the power of you on top,This week for a laugh I advise hiding mirrors around your house so when later you come across your reflection you will be able to understand how Startlingly good looking you are

Virgo: Gosh I think that hottie we have been following just noticed you, thats it just keep on lingering in their peripheral vision, just like how Michelago made David? by chip-chipping away, How about keeping a lite journal in which record different smiles you have and with practise you will have the right face on for when they enter the room "I want your braces as my bra's underwire"

 



























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SWOOOOOOSSSHHH

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